Meleagrisgallopavoitis (turkey fever)
Crowley Custom Calls and a small group of individuals are lobbying and seeking donations to raise money and awareness for an easy excuse to miss work in the spring time by creating an illegitimate affliction called Meleagrisgallopavoitis, other wise known as turkey fever.
To often in the spring, hunters need a legitimate excuse for missing work and damned well can not call in and tell the boss or the employees that they will be going turkey hunting.
With the “legitimization” of this aliment, we can much more easily take off work as our priorities shift in the spring time. Ultimately, we would like Meleagrisgallopavoitis to be well known as hay fever, aids, and common allergies.
In order to spread the false word of Meleagrisgallopavoitis, we will use several vehicles to arrive at that destination: word of mouth, a website and doctor participation.
Word Of Mouth
To spread awareness of Meleagrisgallopavoitis across America, we will need a grass roots effort by all that love turkey hunting . We are asking all hunters to call this disease by it’s name and list the symptoms which include (but are not limited too) : excitement, nerverousness, shaking, lack of appetite, weight loss, tiredness, loss of hearing, insomnia, irrationality, confusion, nausea, hallucinations (everything looks like a turkey) and paracusia (auditory hallucination) .
We’ll have to remain vague about what induces this unreal disease and let others know that “the experts and doctors don’t quite know what causes Meleagrisgallopavoitis.”
A Website
We need funds for a website devoted to awareness and the spreading of disinformation of Meleagrisgallopavoitis. When employers or employees check the internet for this disease that doesn’t exist, they will come across the Meleagrisgallopavoitis website and be appeased and their doubts will be laid to rest.
Doctor Participation
We are also seeking doctors too advocate our cause, advise us on the website language and help perpetuate this lie. If we do get enough doctors on board , we can get Meleagrisgallopavoitis written in medical journals and it will have some legitimate literature to back it up.
If we repeat and spread the lie often enough, it will become the truth. Join us as we spread this lie and send your donations.